USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.