Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.