Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?