A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.