UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.