University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.